And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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