it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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