i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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