i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize