break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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