you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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