what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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