Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Oh god it's open bar.
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