so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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