Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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