we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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