My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
All the doctor said was why
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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