Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Pants 0. Shit 1.
It's Friday. Sex?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
