Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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