just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wanna go halves on a baby?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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