Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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