her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she told me i tasted like america
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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