At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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