Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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