When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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