Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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