wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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