He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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