By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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