Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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