see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Come on in and take your pants off
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