I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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