She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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