sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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