He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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