is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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