And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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