I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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