Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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