nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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