we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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