Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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