I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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