If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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