she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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