Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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