North Korea, Best Korea!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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