She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
