How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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