you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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