I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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