It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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