I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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