yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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