So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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