does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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