you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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