soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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