no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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