somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
